Sarah: Just a head's up... there's a bottle of vagina support vitamins in the refrigerator.

I probably would never have noticed it if she hadn't mentioned it, but... yep, there it is.

Sarah: It's actually not for my vagina. It's for my stomach. It's probiotic, so it's good for your gut.
Me: Okay.
Sarah: You have some stomach problems too, right?
Me: Uh...
Sarah: You should take this vagina medicine too. For your gut.
Me: ... I'll think about it.