On the road again. Whirled News is doing a show at a University in Ohio very close to my hometown.

While we ate an unappetizing lunch at a tollway rest-stop, Young rushed over and said, "I just found the most awesomely ridiculous thing for sale in the gift shop. It's a white tiger toilet paper holder. Should I buy it? I should buy it, right? If it's under $20, I'm going to buy it."

I walked over to the gift shop to check it out. I was very happy to see that the price tag read, "$19.99."