Semi-annual Mustache Day at work. Mustache Day is an exhibition and not a competition, but everyone agreed I had a a pretty good 'stache.When I got home I gave Sarah a kiss and she said it made her feel like she was cheating on me with a janitor.
I still think you stole it from the set of "Sabatoge".
You look like you should be saying something horrible from "Borat."
Arnie,I wanted to let you know that you have been cast in the role of Manuel in the American re-make of "Fawlty Towers."Congratulations!Casting is contingent on you keeping that horrific thing growing on your upper lip.(You look absolutely ridiculous. It's wonderful).Sincerely,Fake Casting Director in New York City
Damn it, Arnie! Your eyebrows are better than my mustache.
That's quite the Kate Gosselin haircut you're sporting. (Your mustache is better than hers, though.)
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