The weigh-in after the first week of our little office version of The Biggest Loser.
Mike: And... you gained half a pound.
Me: I thought that might happen.
Rudra: That's pretty good.
Mike: How is that good?
Rudra: I don't know. I'm naturally supportive.
Me: This is all part of my strategy.
Mike: Maybe we should weigh you again without the camera. Every bit helps.
Me: So, wait, who else gained besides me?
Mike: Uh... [reading] I was wrong. Nobody. Just you.
3 comments:
Wow, you weigh exactly two of me.
Yikes. It's worth mentioning that that's not my weight. I don't weigh 351 pounds. Not even close.
I think that read-out is "35.1" which is maybe my fat percentage? I don't know. It's not my weight.
I was fixin to say....35.1 lbs is WAY to light for your frame.
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