Lacy, a former co-worker who is now making a go at being a full time actor, has been in the office lately doing some voice-over work.

She was married last summer in Texas, and is supposed to have a big belated Chicago wedding reception next month.

Me: Hey, your wedding party thing is coming up soon, right?
Lacy: [sighing] Yessss. But we just found out that we lost our venue, so I don't know where it's going to be or if it's going to be. We've been calling places all week. Everyone is snarky and says, "You really should have done this six months ago." [puts head in hands] You're actually the first person who's asked about it. I'm avoiding telling people that I don't know if we'll have it or not.
Me: Well... on the bright side, if it doesn't work out, you're still already married.