Sarah is out of town this weekend for a wedding.

Sarah: I hope while I'm gone you have all kinds of adventures. And then with 30 minutes left before I get back from the airport, you're like, "Oh shit! Sarah's coming home!" Everyone cleans up really fast and I come through the door just as you're kicking a pizza box under the couch or something. You say, "Welcome home," and give me a kiss, then turn to the camera and go [wipes back of hand across brow] "Whew."

Instead, I played video games all day. Then I did my usual Saturday night improv show and went out for drinks with Brady and Young. We talked about comic books. I wouldn't call it an adventure, but it was fun.