Different rooms get different amounts of fixing-up attention. Somewhat randomly.

The guest room is probably the most put together, which is nice for the few guests we have, but kind of a waste, really. Especially considering that the least put together room is our bedroom. Shouldn't we have made our bedroom the nicest? Why do guests get a nicer room than us?

As it is it's just a bunch of dreary empty walls and a giant bed with a comforter that looks like a piece of bacon.

Sarah: This room looks like a depressed person lives in it.
Me: No. It looks like two depressed people live in it.