Meador finally gave Hansen the lairdship documentation he bought him for Christmas. A square foot of land in Scotland that Hansen now owns.

"The land may be enjoyed by you and your heirs in perpetuity. You may also wish to know, that by ancient tradition, the ownership of land in Scotland allows you to style yourself with the title Laird (Lord) or Lady. You also have the absolute right to use the Lochaber crest which can be downloaded from our website, and wear the Lochaber Tartan."

Long live Laird Hansen!