Working on an improv show with several friends who don't get a chance to improvise much anymore because they're too busy with their marriages/careers/children. But we're planning to get together for a short run of shows this summer.

Our usual rehearsal spot was closed because of the holiday, so we met for drinks and to discuss the show's form. Nick brought drawings his daughter, Jane, had made of characters from a Kung Fu Panda spin-off movie. Each drawing had one of our names written at the bottom. Apparently I'm "Crane."

Me: Do you mind if I take a picture of you holding the drawing?
Nick: Why me? You should be holding it. It's got your name on it.
Me: No. It should be you.
Nick: I didn't draw it.