I realized during my trip to Florida that the address tag on my suitcase is outdated. Many years outdated. It's where I lived two moves ago (technically, three moves ago).

I imagined my suitcase getting lost and the airline sending it to a past me, living a different life in a different state.

Past Me: Hmm. I'm going to put on some weight over the next few years. And what's this new deodorant I'm going to start using?

I pried the old address label out from under the plastic slip and threw it way, but since I don't have a replacement label, my suitcase is currently addressless.